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  1. 04-19-2017, 17:35 #11
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    I'm guessing the culprit swallowed the evidence. That's another charge...
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    This story should have ended like all the others. Suspect "offs" herself in vehicle after a brief Police chase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy View Post
    I'm guessing the culprit swallowed the evidence. That's another charge...
    That's about the funniest shit ever! I can't even come up with anything witty after reading.
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    He reported it because the last thing she said as she went out the door was 'Now you have herpes too!'

    Just kidding. It could explain some things though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattiooo View Post
    Time to sign up for Lyft. I didn't know that was one of the perks. $32 for any sex act by a 23-year-old has to be a bargain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattiooo View Post
    Time to sign up for Lyft. I didn't know that was one of the perks. $32 for any sex act by a 23-year-old has to be a bargain.
    My nephew is 23 and just lost his job. PM me your number and I'll get you two in touch.
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    $32 seems pretty cheap, do you have any idea what it costs in goods and services to get a wife to do that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big E3 View Post
    $32 seems pretty cheap, do you have any idea what it costs in goods and services to get a wife to do that?
    If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big E3 View Post
    $32 seems pretty cheap, do you have any idea what it costs in goods and services to get a wife to do that?
    Payment is usually in some sort of stone. Granite, diamond, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big E3 View Post
    $32 seems pretty cheap, do you have any idea what it costs in goods and services to get a wife to do that?
    Damn, what are you guys doing wrong? On our family evening walk my wife asked if we could get naughty again tonight.

    Guess I shouldn't complain, or she might start "raping" me by 32.00 a time. That would really suck....
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