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    Finally Called Dillon Justin's Avatar
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    The last time I flew, I got pulled out for extra scrutiny.

    The TSA drone said he would have to touch my waistband area.

    He shot me a dirty look when I asked if he planned to buy me dinner first.
    RATATATATATATATATATATABLAM

    If there's nothing wrong with having to show an ID to buy a gun, there's nothing wrong with having to show an ID to vote.

    For legal reasons, that's a joke.

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    A FUN TITLE asmo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    The last time I flew, I got pulled out for extra scrutiny.

    The TSA drone said he would have to touch my waistband area.

    He shot me a dirty look when I asked if he planned to buy me dinner first.
    As a multiple million mile flyer, I can assure you the best thing to do when getting raped, err patted down is this: MOAN LOUDLY. Make a scene 'When Harry met Sally' style. Say 'There! Yes! Don't stop!"

    They hate it but there isn't a damn thing they can do about it. You are complying.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
    -- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)

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    Metallic ink in the shape of a pistol, right on the crotch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Metallic ink in the shape of a pistol, right on the crotch.
    I'm guessing you WANT the groping, and for it to be extra vigorous?
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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    I'd have no choice at that point.

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