A Classic Theory.

[Sixgun]

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[Bailey Guns]

That's an interesting theory. In lotsa years on the street I saw many people who subscribed to it! Guess that's why the jails are filled with smart people!

[hobowh]

+1

[10x]

You do have to be drunk to understand the logic in that one!

[smchop]

Man, I went on a few year bender that should have put me at "super genius"! (Wiley Coyote)

[Batteriesnare]

I knew college was gunna make me smart and stuff....