I have a good damn dog... He's an old smelly bastard, but I wouldn't trade him for anything. Not even a new AR.. Anyway, I let him out lastnight about 10:30 so he could go on patrol/take a leak. I hear him doing his WTF bark over by the henhouse. Now, he's been with me for a long time, so I've kind of learned what his different barks mean. For example, his "chuff" bark means: Damn cat! Get away from me! His Huff Huff slobber Huff bark means: Bacon!! His WTF bark is kind of like an alarm clock. Frequently, it can be ignored, but eventually I'm going to have to get up and see what the hell he wants. Finally, there is his full on, Holy Shit!, Dad get the shotgun! bark. He normally reserves this for motorcycles. Anyway, after cursing him under my breath to shut up, I grabbed a flashlight and went out to see what he was so pissed off about. Lo and behold! Three damn coyotes! Apparently, they were interested in my wife's chickens. I don't see many coyotes around my place anymore. I thought I had shot all of them. Hmmm. Must have been some ninja coyotes I missed. Anyway, old Riggs was doing exactly what Norwegian Elkhounds were bred to do. He was dodging and ducking and generally keeping them busy while attracting my attention. Ideally, at this point, I would then shoot them. Note to self: Buy and install flashlight mount for shotgun. Well, at least these coyotes were smart enough to realize the presence of a human meant that a "BOOM-STICK" was forthcoming. Human + "BOOMSTICK" = Dead coyote. They took off with fat Riggs behind them. Bastards were long gone in the 30 seconds it took me to retrieve said "BOOM STICK". Oh well. Chickens un-eaten. Mission accomplished. Riggs got some well earned bacon. Good Boy! GOOD BOY!



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Good dog though...




