Is it just me, or....

[SA Friday]

My dog Riggs once ate and regurgitated the same lizard THREE times before I took it away from him.. Also, he ate one of these desert toads we have out here in the summer time. I don't know if they are hallucinogenic or not, but the poor bastard wasn't right for a week. Reptiles and amphibians must taste like bacon...

Now that shit's funny right there..