Damn I don't have time for this. I'm a small business owner that just scrapes by as it is. Wife that don't work and two kids. I need to make money every day that I can. Already feel guilty about buying a psa upper over 4th of July sale. Stuff like that really lights a fire under my ass to get work done.

Wonder if when they call my name if I jump up, look straight at the ceiling. Then yell out GUILTY!!!! It will get me out of there and back to work sooner.