WHY THE F#:K IS IT...

[Bailey Guns]

Maybe it's not everyone else that's the problem. That's what the wife tells me.

She's wrong.

I'd rather deal with dogs dumping in the Depot than the Fatty Fucktard families that constantly wander the aisles of Costco, line abreast so as to block the entire aisle, at a pace that would bore a tortoise, going from one free food sample to another. Fuckin' Costcos need to be nuked on Sat mornings.

[KevDen2005]

Maybe it's not everyone else that's the problem. That's what the wife tells me.

She's wrong.

People have told me that as well. I disagree.