I think the best way to deal with thos would be to purchase the most ridiculous animal ever and claim that it is ones service animal, Boa Constrictor, Elephant, Liger, Emu, all come to mind.
"This is my trained assistance hermit crab. He helps me get the tops off my medication bottles due to my arthritis."
Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
-Me
I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
-Also Me