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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    Or somewhere where there are no people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Or somewhere where there are no people.
    I've just had an epiphany that those super dark, old man sunglasses that go over reading glasses, double as horse blinders to keep old men from freaking out in public spaces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I've just had an epiphany that those super dark, old man sunglasses that go over reading glasses, double as horse blinders to keep old men from freaking out in public spaces.
    Those allow old men to stare at hot young women without registering on anybody's radar.
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    I may have to get me a pair. But I don't wear glasses. I'll have to get a fake pair of glasses, too. Maybe the kind with the big nose attached.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    I guess that also helps limit traffic jams at the shitters afterward.
    Traffic jams? not really. Bu things flowed at a steady rate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    I may have to get me a pair. But I don't wear glasses. I'll have to get a fake pair of glasses, too. Maybe the kind with the big nose attached.
    Hahahahaha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    I may have to get me a pair. But I don't wear glasses. I'll have to get a fake pair of glasses, too. Maybe the kind with the big nose attached.
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    Hahahahaha!!
    What's so funny?
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