When have you come the closest to shooting someone?

[82ndShooter]

Iraq 1991

[cwripinz]

Neighbor kid with a new BB gun... shot out the bathroom window as I was exiting the shower.
.22LR Flyer from Nowhere in the Right Bicep.
3 Armed Robberies at Shotgun Point... Retail in an Isolated Location during Christmas... they still would not let me carry so I walked... Filed Reports and Testified against all 3 perps... Repeat Offenders... All 3 Still in Canon City, to my knowledge.
Couple of Bangers driving North on I25 by Speer Waving a Flashy Chrome Automatic at traffic... Followed... Phoned Cops... Watched 'em get busted... Testified... Little S**ts got probation.
As I stood to stretch after a weapons cleaning session, before I could react, ex-girlfriend grabs my 3" .357, freshly cleaned and reloaded, off of the kitchen table, sweeps it across me (front to back) saying, "This trigger is too hard to p..." BOOM! She shot & killed the stove (thru & thru... lodged in the cabin's log wall... slug probably still there).. muzzle flash scorched my jeans on my wallet pocket... Bullet cut the stitching on the pocket, too... took 3 hours to find the cat... The cat was never the same about loud noises.