Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
I had a gal ask me once why I carried a knife. I asked her why she had a vagina. She replied rather shocked with "Well it's a part of me"
I replied "Well there's your answer"

I bet she thinks twice before she asks stupid questions now.....
Oh Bert, regularly upsetting the feminists in situations like this.

Actually when I was 19 I was stationed in a rather liberal part of the country and ended dating several liberal girls. On one occasion I went to the dorm to hang out with her and some of her friends. They had to get into a box or something and couldn't figure it out and I produced my handy SpiderCo folder, proudly displaying some western US - Colorado - Alpha male-ness. They all were in shock that I would have such a menacing 3 inch blade with serrated edge just waiting to do such jobs as open up the crap they couldn't get into. All I said, fairly condescendingly was, "It's merely a tool." That literally changed their demeanor and they were all calm and appeared to understand.