She sounds like she's trying to make her voice lower, which is making it worse.
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I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
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I hope the ESPN website is blowing up with similar comments.
http://www.espn.com/blog/denver-bron...storical-night
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Beth Mowins is the worst announcer ever. I'm sure there are capable female announcers out there, she's just not one of them. There's even a FB page called Fire Beth Mowins that's hilarious.
Last edited by Gman; 09-11-2017 at 21:24.
Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
-Me
I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
-Also Me
Best comment on my Facebook feed so far about Beth Mowins:
I'd rather listen to two autistic cats screaming while clawing a black board than listen to one more second of her voice.
Currently watching on mute. All for having female announcers, and Beth knows a LOT about football - but her voice is unbearable, and that clicking she keeps doing with her tounge makes me want to stab my ears with a hot poker.
Rex Ryan is also an idiot.
What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
-- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)
Yeah, the announcer is almost intolerable. Not to erode PC progressive equality stuff, but it just seems logical to have a game announced by someone who has (or at least could have) actually played the game. Sure, maybe she knows about the game, the players, etc, maybe she even identifies as a pro football player, but come on. You don't hear Wilford Brimley narrating Tampax commercials, or Maria Sharapova narrating commercials about prostate enlargement. Common sense and reason are lying dead on the tracks of the PC train.
Besides that, her voice reminds me of Brockmire: (edit: NSFW)
Last edited by Fentonite; 09-11-2017 at 21:26.
Alright, I've heard it.
Yeah, she sounds like a bull dyke lesbian who should broadcast during the special Olympics.
But, we here at COAR 15 Shooters.Com are much more accepting of all our American patriots, people with gender problems/identity crises, and special needs. I think we should be less harsh on her/him.
*commences ducking rotten vegetables and other inappropriate things to be throwing at someone*
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