COS Mad Pooper

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I was wondering how long it would take for this story that show up here, it hit national news at least 2 days ago and was on local new here in the asprings a couple of days earlier.

This woman: she runs, but her stool doesn't. I guess this woman really doesn't gives a shit that what she's dong is so crappy. Clearly she's not embarassed by this, just bare assed. She's dropping more than just the property value here. Butt, she's training hard for her next race; apparently she came in turd last time, but next time she hopes to be #2. This is multitaksing as its finest...she's getting in her run and hers squats. She must have a future in running as her career hasn't gone down the toilet. In fact, she's training so hard I hear she's wiped. And the homeowner who confronted her said she really looked pooped. I'll bet she was dumped on by some guy so she's dumping on others now. The whole situation is shitty. Of course, now the homeowner has to deal with being a stool pigeon for outing this woman. Some say the woman looks like a hooker but I don't think so because she doesn't have a john. Okay, enough, I'm flushed.

[BladesNBarrels]

Sounds like toilet humor to me

[CHA-LEE]

If this lady keeps pooping in the same spot at the same time in front your house, why wouldn't you simply wait with the water hose in hand the next day. Then wait until she is mid dump and start hosing her down. It wouldn't take many Dump Showers for her to get the point that crapping in front of your house is a bad idea.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Taser....that'll fix it.

[SouthPaw]

Charmin offers a reward to turn herself in:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_59...b01cc57ff203e2

[Dave_L]

If this lady keeps pooping in the same spot at the same time in front your house, why wouldn't you simply wait with the water hose in hand the next day. Then wait until she is mid dump and start hosing her down. It wouldn't take many Dump Showers for her to get the point that crapping in front of your house is a bad idea.

One might even find it advantageous to follow her to her house to repay the favor....10 fold. Not that anyone would ever do such a thing because that'd be childish.

[ChadAmberg]

Buddy of mine just posted this on FB:

MARK MY WORDS: THE "MAD POOPER" IS A HOAX.
1. The "mad pooper" has been doing her deed at least once a week for 7 weeks... IN THE SAME PLACE!
2. The reporting party has been able to get only ONE picture of her.
3. Knowing she returns weekly nobody has gotten additional pictures, chased her down, knocked her over while pooping and sat on her until cops arrived, etc.
4. The reporting party says her kids "cried" when they saw the lady pooping (kids laugh at poop, not cry)
5. This has made national news and not a single person can identify the pooper
EDIT: to quote the reporting party "she ran by it like 15 times yesterday". Speaking on the sign she put up and the mad pooper still pooping where she always does. So you mean to tell me you witnessed her run by the sign 15 TIMES and the only pictures you have are a few blurry ones? Is this bigfoot? come on lady, you can do better than this!
This doesn't pass the sniff test. Wouldn't surprise me if the reporting party created the entire thing to get her 15 minutes of fame.

[TheGrey]

I was wondering how long it would take for this story that show up here, it hit national news at least 2 days ago and was on local new here in the asprings a couple of days earlier.

This woman: she runs, but her stool doesn't. I guess this woman really doesn't gives a shit that what she's dong is so crappy. Clearly she's not embarassed by this, just bare assed. She's dropping more than just the property value here. Butt, she's training hard for her next race; apparently she came in turd last time, but next time she hopes to be #2. This is multitaksing as its finest...she's getting in her run and hers squats. She must have a future in running as her career hasn't gone down the toilet. In fact, she's training so hard I hear she's wiped. And the homeowner who confronted her said she really looked pooped. I'll bet she was dumped on by some guy so she's dumping on others now. The whole situation is shitty. Of course, now the homeowner has to deal with being a stool pigeon for outing this woman. Some say the woman looks like a hooker but I don't think so because she doesn't have a john. Okay, enough, I'm flushed.

[buffalobo]

Legit or not, I think it's funny as hell.

[TFOGGER]

If this lady keeps pooping in the same spot at the same time in front your house, why wouldn't you simply wait with the water hose in hand the next day. Then wait until she is mid dump and start hosing her down. It wouldn't take many Dump Showers for her to get the point that crapping in front of your house is a bad idea.

Two words: Paintball gun