This happened at work and it was a "guest" that insisted on pressing charges (not a coworker). No way I'm going to court without an attorney, whether work provides one for me or I have to hire one myself. Calls will be made in a few hours to decide which it will be.

Also, I'd like to avoid any LEO bashing here. They had nothing to do with this and only did what they were required to do at the time. Not their fault in this incident at all.