Quote Originally Posted by Martinjmpr View Post
(might be NSFW due to subject matter)

I can hear a new song playing in my head:

I was gonna start a revolution, but I got high
I was gonna punch a Nazi, but I got high
Now I'm living under the oppression of a racist society, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

Add your own verses
I heard a song years ago, not quite sure where, I think it was in a Warren Miller film, but it went "I'd start a revolution, if I could get up in the morning."