RANT: I'm so tired of being called a f*cking racist!

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

I have often wondered what would happen if I showed up at one of these d-bags place of work and treated them the same way.  "Hey you f-ing racist!  I said no pickles on my Big Mac, you bleepity bleep bleep! You give me pickles because of my skin color mother f-er? F-you, your momma sucks donkey ... I SAID NO PICKLES!!!!!!". 

It would be awesome to see someone melt down like this someday. It would never occur to me to even think something like this, which is exactly what makes it awesome - b/c I’ve seen exactly what you describe in your rant.

I was going to give it a 9, btw.