Some jackass got a hold of my business American Express card number and tried to buy a few hundred dollars of useless shit online yesterday. Saw the charges this morning, and called 'em. AMEX is fixing it, but it's a colossal pain in the ass getting a new card and setting it up with vendors. Keep an eye on all your card accounts, folks! Thieves should be sodomized with a barrel cactus dipped in battery acid and ebolsyphilaids...