Stealing is a shitty thing to do.

[rondog]

Fecal matter is all fun and games but if a guy could rig something up to pop a little vial of mercaptan in the perpetrators vehicle that would be awesome.

I had a friend in the 70's that had some glass vials he got in some magic/gag shop that had a vile liquid in them that stunk like a TON of shit! Smash one on the floor in a crowded room and it would clear the place instantly. Must be the same stuff. That WOULD be perfect in a bait package!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think in a broad scope...the average chickensheet that would steal from your porch when he/she thinks nobody is home, wouldn't have the fortitude to come back to retaliate if it were a simple box of fecal material wrapped in individual bags. On the other hand, some of the other VERY creative ideas could possibly lead to a more aggressive shitebag returning to "square up".

Of course, this scenario would have to be assuming that said shitebag only stole 1 package at that time and opened immediately in order to know where it came from. Two or three houses before you open your stolen stuff, most likely wont know which one distributed your most deserved unpleasant surprise.

I suppose the Play Stupid Games rule comes into the equation, VS. statistical probability of retaliation. It's all numbers at that point.

(meaning the criminal perspective of playing stupid games)

[buffalobo]

I think in a broad scope...the average chickensheet that would steal from your porch when he/she thinks nobody is home, wouldn't have the fortitude to come back to retaliate if it were a simple box of fecal material wrapped in individual bags. On the other hand, some of the other VERY creative ideas could possibly lead to a more aggressive shitebag returning to "square up".

Of course, this scenario would have to be assuming that said shitebag only stole 1 package at that time and opened immediately in order to know where it came from. Two or three houses before you open your stolen stuff, most likely wont know which one distributed your most deserved unpleasant surprise.

I suppose the Play Stupid Games rule comes into the equation, VS. statistical probability of retaliation. It's all numbers at that point.

(meaning the criminal perspective of playing stupid games)

Bait box with bogus name/address?

If you're unarmed, you are a victim