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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    The invitation can't be from the trespasser...i.e. they invited themselves or let themselves in.

    I didn't invite them. They just showed up because someone on my wife's side of the family told them about my gathering. They took it upon themselves to get too intoxicated on alcohol that I provided to drive and I didn't think I should let them go out and kill one of you guys.
    But were the allowed inside by yourself or your wife?
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    Lyft prices weren't bad on Christmas Eve. Thornton to Golden for only $26.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Picture of the same kind of bone he ate:
    https://www.nylabone.com/-/media/Ima...w/NX933P_1.png
    Glad you were able to fix him up.. Nylabone makes different "toughness" bones and toys. For our new one, we had to go to their "Dura-Chew" versions because she shredded a few of the moderate ones, but luckily didn't eat them the bits (or at least not enough of the bits to cause issues)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I wrapped a fire extinguisher for White Elephant. I knew someone was going to think it was a bottle of wine.
    I'd easily take a fire extinguisher over a bottle of wine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CavSct1983 View Post
    But were the allowed inside by yourself or your wife?
    I think we're talking about two different things. The first being the actual law. The second being annoying family. They were allowed in, so not trespassing. They showed up on their own as only an annoying person related to my wife's side of the family can do.

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    Wife got me this "Echo Dot" Alexa contraption. I don't know wtf she was thinking, she knows I have no interest in that silly shit. Very little interest in most technology actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    Wife got me this "Echo Dot" Alexa contraption. I don't know wtf she was thinking, she knows I have no interest in that silly shit. Very little interest in most technology actually.
    Again, send it to me. I'll take it off your hands & end all of your pain and suffering as it applies to this subject now. I'm just such a good team player like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Again, send it to me. I'll take it off your hands & end all of your pain and suffering as it applies to this subject now. I'm just such a good team player like that.
    Right decent of ya Jer! Don't know what to do with it yet, but I damn sure don't need or want some friggin' contraption to turn shit on and off for me.
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holger Danske View Post
    I got a head cold, yay!
    My daughter gave me a nasty chest cold. Booo.

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