Quote Originally Posted by Skip View Post
Interstate commerce Seems to justify everything else. Every other aspect of production, refining, and delivery is heavily regulated.

We should also add braille to the handles for vision impaired drivers. Wouldn't want to be ablest!
Braille? Wow, that's so discriminatory. Not every visually impaired person can read braille, you know!

No, clearly what they need to do is mandate that each grade of gasoline be infused with a different flavor, so for example, regular unleaded could be chocolate, mid-grade could be peppermint, premium could be pumpkin-spice and E-85 could be orange flavored.

That way when visually impaired people want to pump gas they can just taste each gas pump until they find the one with the right flavor.

Dang, am I the only one who thinks these things through?