Imagine going to Lowe's. You need a light bulb. You walk in and explain to an employee you need a light bulb. You walk out, under duress, with a "smart fridge" on your receipt. It's delivered to the home of the employee. You still don't have a light bulb. They go full autistic screeching when you call foul to their manager. He informs you that you just need to shop somewhere else. There is nowhere else. That's not customer service. That's essentially an oligarchy with minion slaves. The magazine thing is but a symptom of a larger problem. Fairly sure the Founding Fathers went John Wick over less.

The question is: Was Bill Hicks a prophet?