Things kids say

[JohnnyEgo]

Wife was trying to corner my 7 year old son this morning to scrub his face with a rag, which he absolutely hates. My 20 year old was also up there putting on her makeup. My wife tells my son "I washed my face this morning, and Aviona washed her face, too." Without hesitation, my son looks at them both and says "Well, I'm not a bitch."

I had to stifle my laugh and snatch him up out of there before they killed him. Makes me wonder if he's been watching 'Breaking Bad' instead of 'Paw Patrol'. It also lead to a teachable moment about winning the battle but losing the war.

[newracer]

Epic

[20X11]

Can I borrow that kid for a while?

[DEAGLER]

You sir are doing just fine lol

[BushMasterBoy]

Like. Made me laugh out loud.

[sigmanx]

That's some funny stuff there!

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[kpp80202]

Holy moly!

[izzy]

Not my kid but a friend texted me this the other day....

My 3 year old just told my mother in law that the chicken she cooked "tastes like a warm sock"

[encorehunter]

My 4 year old and I were driving up a 4x4 two track to look for squirrels last season. A truck coming down to meet us passed a pull out and came up almost to our bumper with us stopped. I backed down about 400 yards of windy road to the next pull out. I was saying a few things under my breath while backing down. The guy rolled down his window and told me thank you. My 4 year old said loudly, "We thought you weren't very nice!" I had to laugh as the guy drove off.

[izzy]

That's a pretty good one. Not very funny but my 9 year old started calling me by my first name rather than calling me dad. I'm not a fan.