What's with the barking?

[GilpinGuy]

Brilliant . There could be no better way for them to make people racist and undercut their cause.


Next time someone starts barking like a dog.... hoot like a monkey. Just make sure you have someone nearby with a taser.

Ya know, I've found that the best way to deal with people going sideways on you is to just be polite, maybe in a bit of a sarcastic way sometimes. 😈

Most times I just wait for their rant to be over and say, "Leave now or I'm calling the police." That gets their asses moving pretty quick usually.

My standard line for people calling me names, etc. is "You're really hurting my feelings. Now leave please."

If they say shit like, "Your mother sucks donkey dick" or "You're a f-ing pussy", I say "I know, I know, now leave please."

I always keep a smile on my face.

These people think that they can offend me. They can't. I don't give 1/2 of a rats ass what they say. Just go away. I've heard it all before. In 5 minutes I forget what you even said, much less get mad about it. Nice try.

[theGinsue]

I was a bouncer in Missouri when I was in college (I was in much better shape back then). While this movie hadn't come out yet, this was my philosophy, and it usually worked well.




Sadly, we're dealing with a very altered sense of propriety than what I had to deal with 30 years ago. People are too quick to resort to violence and are too easily offended because "I'm entitled". I can only imagine the crap you and others have to put up with these days. Good on you for keeping it professional and being "nice".

[Bailey Guns]

Sounds like electric shock bark collars are in order.

[theGinsue]

I just pictured a casino with the bark collars as a requirement for everyone entering the casino - then getting a knee-buckling jolt when hollaring out after winning at the roulette table. Very funny image.

[BPTactical]

Install fire hydrants in the mens rooms.....then you can tell who pisses like a pup......

Or, this is where you need a nice Belgian Malinois that is taught to take down a barking human.
We will see who the top dog is.

[GilpinGuy]

Sounds like electric shock bark collars are in order.

I just pictured a casino with the bark collars as a requirement for everyone entering the casino - then getting a knee-buckling jolt when hollaring out after winning at the roulette table. Very funny image.

This is genius!

[00tec]

Just say "at least you sound like a bitch"

[MrPrena]

Now those 2 future violent felons will be barking like a dog at a prison for a contraband.

Woof woof woof. Can I get me a cigrette?

[BushMasterBoy]

I think native Hawaiian's call people from the mainland "howlies". I don't know what it means. Makes me think of wolves. I have never been to Hawaii, just some crap I read in a magazine. Sorry your associate was punched.

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Howlie

[Gman]

When they start barking, smack them on the end of the nose with a rolled up newspaper...

...and then rub their nose in it.