Hail damage prevention

[bellavite1]

https://www.hailprotector.com/

It looks completey silly, and wouldn't work for us because of the lack of an outlet nearby, anyhow.
The company demonstrates the toughness by throwing bricks from a 30-foot height, but I still doubt the velocity is the same. I'm wondering if there's some sort of padded tarp that's better than others? And if so, what have people found works for them?

As for the steel shed idea..if only! I would love than. Our yard does not cooperate- there's a significant slope and not really much in the way of room. We have a massive, heavy shopsmith. It just won't work.

Garage-wise, the vehicle would just fit (in theory) but it's not happening.

And we're not moving. I still haven't totally unpacked our stuff from our last move...and have you seen the prices of houses?!
Besides, we're pretty happy where we are.

5 min install???
More like 1 1/2 hrs...

[Grant H.]

5 min install???
More like 1 1/2 hrs...

That, and how long before the HOA says "So, yeah, if you could go ahead and just not use that anymore, that'd be great. Okay?"