School district arms teachers with small baseball bats

[MrPrena]

Perfect.
Now we need to hire ninja as a teacher.
Education degrees now requires ninjitsu as core curriculum.

[BigBear]

SMH....

[Gman]

Evil black bats. They look so much more sinister than the regular wooden ones.

[Irving]

Oh chill the hell out, it was a damn joke, you know, Haha, something to take minds away from the BS.

Too late, now you've permanently lost your joke privileges. Jokes aren't a right after all.

[hurley842002]

Too late, now you've permanently lost your joke privileges. Jokes aren't a right after all.

LMAO!

[Gman]

Now here's a video that's topical...

[CS1983]

Evil black bats. They look so much more sinister than the regular wooden ones.

That's why you add googly eyes and a tuft of neon orange troll hair to the top. Really calms down the assault bat look.

[WETWRKS]

screw picatinny rail onto bat > install rail mounted bayonet > ... > profit.

No...the rail mounted chainsaw. That is the way to go.

[Sawin]

A little barbed wire and you’ve got a mini Lucile!!!

[Big E3]

If we hide and watch these idiots long enough we will get a study in the history of primitive weapons. These morons are like watching a cave man trying to decide if rocks or a stick would work better. Pretty soon they will be building a bow and arrows or chipping a spear point out of rocks. As I have said before they are at least teaching that you need a good weapon to fight evil. Just real sad to watch this primitive progression they are taking to get there.