Another Gadget

[Irving]

Anyone know where I can get a way over engineered, and probably over-priced tool that will help me if I ever find myself trapped in a forest full of trees no larger around than my wrist?

EDIT: For $500, this should come with a custom laser engraving of "__________ is a fucking moron for buying this!" on the tool, and the case.

[CS1983]

Anyone know where I can get a way over engineered, and probably over-priced tool that will help me if I ever find myself trapped in a forest full of trees no larger around than my wrist?

Here, and then follow link.