I don't wear 5.11, I don't want to look like an operator. Because I'm not an operator. I'm just a guy with a gun in my pants and I really don't need any help advertising that I have a gun in my pants. Having a gun in my pants, well, you know, the world doesn't need to know that I have a gun in my pants. So, no 5.11 for me.. because I don't want people to see I have a gun in my pants ...

Did I mention ... never mind.