Should start a thread with just pics like this and links to the accompanying story.

Or make up your own...

" Well, 'ya see, I had mah' Smithy on th' rebar.. ( 'cause I ALWAYS slide it barrel down on a piece 'o rebar tah' keep 'er handy...) an I musta touched one off'n cause a that there piece 'o rebar shot straight thru th' earth and went inta orbit on th' other side and come along about supper I thought ah seen that sucker re'enter th' at-mus'fear! - Din' do mah Smithy much good now neither."