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    Default Elk Hunting Trip

    The
    > Elk Hunting Trip:
    > Don,
    > Tom, Richie, Mike and Steve spend months planning the
    > perfect backwoods elk hunting trip.
    > Two days before the group is to leave Richie's wife
    > Renee puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
    > Don, Tom, Mike and Steve are very upset that he can't
    > go, but what can they do.
    > Two days later they get to elk camp only to find Richie
    > sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
    > steaks cooking on the fire.
    > Damn Richie, how long have you been here and how did you
    > talk Renee into letting you go?
    > Well, I've been here since early this morning.
    > Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and Renee came
    > up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said guess
    > who?
    > I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see
    > through nightie.
    > She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
    > The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over.
    > She had on the bed handcuffs and ropes!
    > She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And
    > then she said: "do what ever you want!"
    >
    > So here I am.

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    Grand Master Know It All Batteriesnare's Avatar
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    Brilliant! Until they get home...

    "Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician." - Col. Jeff Cooper

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    Heh, heh. A man will NOT be denied the annual hunting trip!


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    I love that one!
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    That was great!!!

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    Thats a good one
    The Hobo

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