Olde Town Arvada good times lol

[Doc45]

So today my motorcycle jacket was finally ready to be picked up at Twin Peaks Leather (more about that in my thread asking for help) in Old Towne. Ran up about 11a, parked on the street along with a few hundred other people, get my jacket and head back to my Tahoe. As I walk up to I see a guy hanging out at my rear bumper-my initial thought was that he might be taking my license plate, a big issue these days. As I get closer I see he's a homeless type PEEING in the street at the back of my vehicle. I yell "Hey get the fuck away from my truck!" He shouts back he's not peeing ON it. I yell back I don't care and to get the fuck away from it.

The funny part was the two nice old ladies that were right behind me as I yelled at the guy and their reaction-shock and disapproval lol. The guy wanders out in to the street (he was at the driver's side of the bumper) with his dog in tow continuing to yell he didn't pee on my truck. Texted with a friend of mine that's a sgt with the pd-he said they've been having a real problem with homeless types in the area, suggested I wash the truck LOL. Yeah, I did shortly after leaving. Good times.

PS I did stop in the Cereal Box to check it out-had to pass on a $8 milkshake!!!

[BushMasterBoy]

If you wear a go pro this thread would be more entertaining.

[BPTactical]

If you wear a go pro this thread would be more entertaining.

While you foot sweep him while his junk is out....

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

He shouts back he's not peeing ON it.

My mistake, it is all good in that case buddy!

[Doc45]

If you wear a go pro this thread would be more entertaining.

Or at least had my cell out recording it!

[CapLock]

Won't be long and it will smell like San Francisco

[brutal]

While you foot sweep him while his junk is out....

Never get within peeing distance of a bum with his junk out. You can get pretty danger close on the old guys. LOL

[Mazin]

I've had multiple incidents with catching people pissing and taking a dump in public.

The funniest was going over to my MIL (wasteminster) about 11pm on a Saturday and pulling up to the house to see a truck with 2 girls in it and a dude about 50' away pissing on my MIL's tree. Well if you know me you know I'm very polite and passive aggressive so I parked and got out of the car and promptly came up behind the dude and booted him square in the ass like I was punting a football. Dude falls forward and pisses all over himself and I tell the dude to get his ass back in his truck before I decide not to let him do so. Dude was about 18 and trying to impress some chicks he met at a party or somthing, obviously that failed.

Driving down hofax at colorado Blvd about 3:30 PM I catch a red light. I'm scanning around me and notice "hey that chick standing on the retaining wall behind the RTD just dropped her pants. Obviously I'm watching for sheer saftey issues and watch her to proceed to turn around, squat and take a shit with her ass hanging off the wall. Times like that make me want to carry a decent welt giving airsoft.

Cant people have any class at all anymore?

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

I've had multiple incidents with catching people pissing and taking a dump in public.

The funniest was going over to my MIL (wasteminster) about 11pm on a Saturday and pulling up to the house to see a truck with 2 girls in it and a dude about 50' away pissing on my MIL's tree. Well if you know me you know I'm very polite and passive aggressive so I parked and got out of the car and promptly came up behind the dude and booted him square in the ass like I was punting a football. Dude falls forward and pisses all over himself and I tell the dude to get his ass back in his truck before I decide not to let him do so. Dude was about 18 and trying to impress some chicks he met at a party or somthing, obviously that failed.

Wow...

Driving down hofax at colorado Blvd about 3:30 PM I catch a red light. I'm scanning around me and notice "hey that chick standing on the retaining wall behind the RTD just dropped her pants. Obviously I'm watching for sheer saftey issues and watch her to proceed to turn around, squat and take a shit with her ass hanging off the wall. Times like that make me want to carry a decent welt giving airsoft.

Cant people have any class at all anymore?

Holy Sh!#!!!!!
Not so much anymore, but I used to drive Colfax all the time and never once saw anything close.

[ray1970]

And where exactly is it that you guys are expecting a homeless person to relieve themselves?

Obviously, the use of the word homeless would likely mean they don’t have their own bathroom. And I don’t know if too many business establishments would be too keen on letting these people stroll into their place and use their facilities.

On a related note, I haven’t figured out why any homeless person would choose Colorado. (Well, maybe for our state’s general acceptance of their presence.) I would be living someplace a bit warmer myself. Maybe Arizona or Florida or something.