Dutch Bros coffee

[Bailey Guns]

There's a Dutch Bros on every corner up here it seems. Never buy coffee there, tho. Lines are always too long. So somebody likes it.

Our office shares a parking lot with one in Moscow. What a PITA. They put little cones out to funnel traffic into the drive-thru lane for ordering except they like to route cars thru our truck parking area. I get great satisfaction from running over their cones with my propane truck, on MY parking lot, and disrupting their constant flow of cars by parking the truck there. The little college girls that take orders in the lot gave up trying to tell me I can't park there after I showed them how the company name on the truck matched the company name on the building and on the "NO PARKING" signs on OUR lot.

It pissed off my boss because they always gave him free coffee...until I fucked that up for him.

[Irving]

There's a Dutch Bros on every corner up here it seems. Never buy coffee there, tho. Lines are always too long. So somebody likes it.

Our office shares a parking lot with one in Moscow. What a PITA. They put little cones out to funnel traffic into the drive-thru lane for ordering except they like to route cars thru our truck parking area. I get great satisfaction from running over their cones with my propane truck, on MY parking lot, and disrupting their constant flow of cars by parking the truck there. The little college girls that take orders in the lot gave up trying to tell me I can't park there after I showed them how the company name on the truck matched the company name on the building and on the "NO PARKING" signs on OUR lot.

It pissed off my boss because they always gave him free coffee...until I fucked that up for him.

I heard that you weren't allowed to discriminate against any business and they are required to service their customers, even if they have to trespass onto your property in order to do so.

[Gman]

I heard that you weren't allowed to discriminate against any business and they are required to service their customers, even if they have to trespass onto your property in order to do so.

I bet you read that on the Internet.

...so it must be true.