Thanks everyone!

The highlight was when my employer sent me a "Wishing You the Very Best on Your Birthday" email...
with a picture of 4 guys that didn't look thrilled to have their picture taken... and 2 whole sentences of encouragement before they launch into a spiel about the importance of routine health exams...

including a very pointed question every middle-aged man wants to hear: "But when was the last time you were tested for colon cancer or depression?"

Really? I wasn't too depressed until they suggested I make an appointment to have a camera shoved up my ass....