There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....
I shouldn't have clicked on this thread after having been drinking, because I'm about to do that right now. Well, washing all my cars in the front lawn with a 25 ounce Chelada and a cigar.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Pretty sure it wasn't me.
Sayonara
.....and neighbor called 911 for mowing portion of their lawn.
(Different thread?)![]()
I didn’t realize anybody had a camera on me. I bet nobody else has as much fun mowing the lawn as I do. I always wear that hat so I don’t get sunburned too.
Life's hard when you're stupid
When the government came to take our guns, they knocked on the door. After our guns were gone, they never bothered knocking again - Holocaust Survivor
All the palm trees makes me feel safer since the nearest palm tree is at least a day's drive from here.
Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".
"Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
-Penn Jillette
A World Without Guns <- Great Read!
My under ware is more faded than that.
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That’s pretty obnoxious. I have a friend who once donned a pair of his wife’s Daisy Dukes along with his cowboy boots and mowed his lawn down in Parker. His wife was not amused. I’ve seen a picture, but no video (thank god).
No longer accepting new Trust clients. Pretty much out of the law business completely.