My plan is to liquidate all of my assets before my demise. Of course a sudden, tragic event could ruin that plan.

I’ve always thought about asking someone trustworthy to take possession of my firearms upon my unexpected passing and sell them for what they’re worth so my poor wife won’t have to deal with it.

What’s that joke? Something about when I die please sell all of my guns for what they’re actually worth and not what I told my wife that I paid for them.