PSA: For those vacationing on the beach, or scuba diving.

[Gman]

I've found that dried sharks are far less intimidating.

I've also found that the MSM likes to hype shark attacks almost as much as shootings in schools. They probably have wet dreams about shark attacks in schools.

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[buffalobo]

I've watched all the Sharknado movies they fall right out of the sky...

[CS1983]

I've found that dried sharks are far less intimidating.

I've also found that the MSM likes to hype shark attacks almost as much as shootings in schools. They probably have wet dreams about shark attacks in schools.

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Fish schools are constantly facing the threat of shark attacks.

I mean, look at this assault shark. It's banana republic military grade.

[Big E3]

The only sharks I want to see have grill marks on both sides.

[OtterbatHellcat]

So identifying as dry would work? Or do sharks not fall for that phony balogne bullshit? Probably not. Sharks seem way more pragmatic than that.

Maybe identify as dret?

[BladesNBarrels]

Maybe identify as dret?

dret
Verb
(18 th century) Alternative spelling of drate; simple past tense of drite

drite
Verb
(third-person singular simple present drites, present participle driting, simple past drate, past participle dritten)
(intransitive, obsolete) To defecate.

[brutal]

So identifying as dry would work? Or do sharks not fall for that phony balogne bullshit? Probably not. Sharks seem way more pragmatic than that.

Maybe identify as dret?

I think you meant Xet.

Pronounced Zet.

Talk like a Nazi much?

[roberth]

Fish schools are constantly facing the threat of shark attacks.

I mean, look at this assault shark. It's banana republic military grade.

Is that a Thresher?

[BushMasterBoy]

It's a lone shark.

[GilpinGuy]

dret
Verb
(18 th century) Alternative spelling of drate; simple past tense of drite

drite
Verb
(third-person singular simple present drites, present participle driting, simple past drate, past participle dritten)
(intransitive, obsolete) To defecate.

Dry + wet = dret

Just poking fun at those that say "theybies" instead of babies and such.

I think you meant Xet.

Pronounced Zet.

Talk like a Nazi much?

No I don't. I hope that was a joke.