PSA: For those vacationing on the beach, or scuba diving.

[Great-Kazoo]

Sharks only attack people if they're wet.

[mattiooo]

[BushMasterBoy]

I could use a beach vacation. For diving we had a bump stick loaded with a .444...pull the pin & push against the attacker. I never seen it used.

[68Charger]

I could use a beach vacation. For diving we had a bump stick loaded with a .444...pull the pin & push against the attacker. I never seen it used.

We used a 12ga version... called a bang stick, with an elastic band at the other end, used to launch it like a spear... shell would be pushed into a fixed firing pin, and bang... you lose your hearing.

Not to be confused with a boom stick, primitive screw heads!

[Bailey Guns]

Sharks only attack people if they're wet.

Wait... Does the shark need to be wet or does the person attacked need to be wet?

[Great-Kazoo]

Wait... Does the shark need to be wet or does the person attacked need to be wet?

Whet ever you like, we're non judgmental

[GilpinGuy]

Whet ever you like, we're non judgmental

So identifying as dry would work? Or do sharks not fall for that phony balogne bullshit? Probably not. Sharks seem way more pragmatic than that.

Maybe identify as dret?

[StagLefty]

Sharks only attack people if they're wet.

So you don't need to be in the water ?

[GilpinGuy]

Is being in the rain "in the water"? More evidence for land shark.

[theGinsue]

Sharks only attack people if they're wet.

I'd say this is a fairly accurate statement but I counter you with the fact that alligators don't care if you're wet or dry and many of the southern beaches have alligators somewhere nearby.