Chicago is in such a state of decay...

[Gman]

...that this is newsworthy:

Chicago goes 22 hours without anyone being shot

CHICAGO — No one was shot in Chicago for more than 22 hours Friday, police said. From 12:35 a.m. to shortly after 10:55 p.m., shootings citywide did not result in any reported deaths or injuries.

Then a 39-year-old man walking in the South Austin neighborhood heard gunshots, police said. A bullet grazed his right leg.

About 3 miles southeast, in the Lawndale neighborhood, the only other person shot Friday in Chicago was also walking down the street, when someone tried to rob him.

So long as their accuracy sucks, or someone isn't somehow hit by a stray gunshot, things are wonderful.