Quote Originally Posted by FireMoth View Post
Yeah, you have to do it... otherwise youll just have to pump and dump, or they will get all swollen and sore, and youll get grumpy again...
Say what? "Grumpy again"? I find that highly offensive...I've never stopped being grumpy so I can't possibly become "grumpy again". Geesh; kids these days.

Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
You plebbies couldn't come up with a better thread topic?

You guys suck.
Frankly, all men - regardless of physical age - are nothing more than pre-pubescent teen boys when it comes to off color humor. The topic of farts, breasts, and the like will still get at least a snicker out of an 80yo man.