Adventures With Tempting Fate...or Pushing Your Luck.

[Duman]

And rode without a helmet and full body pads, without seabelts and in the back of station wagons and pickups. M80'S and firecrackers were a staple along with farm pond swimming. Don't know how I survived?

All of those are on my list.... were you in my neighborhood ?

[ChickNorris]

I used to ride my Tonka dump truck down the hill on Holman Way.

[SideShow Bob]

I used to ride my Tonka dump truck down the hill on Holman Way.

Brother & I had the bottom dump tractor trailer (easier to steer and a pillow fit perfect in the trailer for padding) that we rode down the hills on the sidewalk of course.

A few of us would get some canteens & pith helmets on and go walking out in the desert that was behind enlisted housing spend all day out there.

[Bailey Guns]

I leaned the formula for crude gunpowder when I was about 8. I'd mix up some powder and stuff the cardboard tubes from pant hangers full of it, tamping it with a small dowel. Little candle wax to seal the ends with some model rocket fuse to ignite it. Pretty nice little piece of homemade dynamite. Many a tree fell to my explosive adventuring.

[Scanker19]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....

[sniper7]

I would put a whole roll of bubble tape in my check and start chewing, save it each night on my dresser and continue chewing for a week or until I forgot where I put it.

[ChickNorris]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

[sniper7]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

Relax, i didn’t see that aimed at you at all, this is a fun forum and we have plenty of female members.

This thread is supposed to be amusing, not taken seriously....well except the fart, seriously....don’t trust it.

[Grant H.]

Relax, i didn’t see that aimed at you at all, this is a fun forum and we have plenty of female members.

This thread is supposed to be amusing, not taken seriously....well except the fart, seriously....don’t trust it.

Agreed.

I sincerely doubt that was aimed at you.

Also agreed, trusting farts can be very dangerous... (Especially minus a gall bladder).

[Scanker19]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

No not aimed at you. It was a joke about testing luck at bars with trannies.becausesome try really really hard, soA foreffort on their part. No one thinks you’re a man. I assumed you’re a woman based on your screen name...Ora chicken farmer that’s also the president of the Hank Schrader fan club. Maybe you’ll owe me an apology one day for thinking I’m a girl Becuase I’m delicate like a flower, or becuase I really enjoy Gilmore girls (damn it Rory needs to be with Jesse!!!), or becuase my SCCY is pink with an OD green holster. (Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..... (puts on sun glasses....))