Adventures With Tempting Fate...or Pushing Your Luck.

[ChickNorris]

... Maybe you’ll owe me an apology one day...

I recently got some advice & they said: Don't poke the tigers!

Fair observation sure, but I didn't see how it applied to me at the time the advice was given. Still not sure it did apply but I appreciated the thought behind it, so the phrase stuck. Turns out I see a fair use for it now, though it is a bit of a stretch. Here goes it:

Unfortunately you were the poor soul in the crowd who just so happened to have picked up a stick when the tiger finally decided it had in fact, had enough of being poked. Ooops!

I'm very sorry I bit your head off.

[Jamnanc]

I’m 99% certain this had to do with kazoo’s sexual habits in the 70’s.

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

[Gman]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....

[sniper7]

Against my moms advice, I kept playing with that thing and it didn’t fall off.

[Gman]

Why pop caps one at a time, when you can pound the whole roll with a hammer on the driveway?

[Bailey Guns]

Why pop caps one at a time, when you can pound the whole roll with a hammer on the driveway?

I remember doing that...great fun!

I just looked and you can still buy those caps. I may have to get some just to relive a childhood memory.

[Duman]

Why pop caps one at a time, when you can pound the whole roll with a hammer on the driveway?

HAhahahahaha!!! Me and my brother.... LOL!!!

[MrAK]

I’ve wiped with my right hand ever since I can remember

[StagLefty]

I still have both my eyes and a huge plus I didn't go blind either !!!

[10x]

Mom cooked with Crisco and bacon grease. Still miss those flavors. So what? We have pills to take care of blocked arteries.