I learned to drive 25 over the speed limit when big brother mandated a 55 max, and now I can’t stop doing it.
Life's hard when you're stupid
When the government came to take our guns, they knocked on the door. After our guns were gone, they never bothered knocking again - Holocaust Survivor
I enlisted in the US Air Force in August. Do you know how hot it is in San Antonio in August ?
Yes, I do. I got to Lackland and started BMT on July 3, 1979.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
Brother & I had the bottom dump tractor trailer (easier to steer and a pillow fit perfect in the trailer for padding) that we rode down the hills on the sidewalk of course.
A few of us would get some canteens & pith helmets on and go walking out in the desert that was behind enlisted housing spend all day out there.
My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.
Yo Homie, That my chainsaw ?
Pati, improbe et vince
One time, two days ago, I was eating a tomato out of my garden and got a mouthful of wet chicken poop in my mouth at the same time. I didn't even spit it out.
"There are no finger prints under water."
No one in Kansas City advertised doing that until long after I was too old to trick-or-treat anymore. Instead, my parents had my brother and I dump out all of our candy on the dining rooom table so they could inspect it - while we were in bed. Eventually I got old enough to realize they were giving a quick once over for the safety side and an in-depth review to see what they wanted out of our loot. At that point my brother and I pre-inspected the candy and took most of the good stuff and stashed it in our backyard before taking the rest inside.
We used to jump our bikes off of a ramp - and we'd jump over people. I was always the ramp engineer(except this ONE time...) and made solid ramps. My bike wasn't good for jumping so I was always the last brave soul, #14 of those getting jumped over. Only got grazed a couple of time.
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