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    Default Who is Chuck Norris?

    I showed my wife this:



    My wife is from another country (UK). I showed her and she asked: "Who is Chuck Norris?"

    After I picked myself up off the floor, I was just lost for words.

    How do you even begin to answer that?

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    Chick Norris?
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    He even went 1-on-1 (staged) with Bruce Lee.

    https://youtu.be/f-q5FLtlUOI

    He might not be as tough as Bruice Lee on Martial Arts alone, but he is overall tougher*.

    * just an opinion based on his movie rolls stunts and etc.

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    I am at a loss. I know people from the UK and they all know who Chuck Norris is.

    You and you wife must be quite young.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wctriumph View Post
    I am at a loss. I know people from the UK and they all know who Chuck Norris is.

    You and you wife must be quite young.
    I'm nearly 50. She's just easing into her 40's. She despises action movies, so it doesn't surprise me that she's never watched one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthPaw View Post
    Chick Norris?
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    Tell her he's like David Hasselhoff, but not.
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    If she despises action movies then it doesn't matter. Only way to know Chuck Norris is to watch Chuck Norris.
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