FFS, If I get another fucking call from another fucking fly by night roofer I'm going to start throwing things.
I've actually had 3 calls yesterday from the same fucking company (Colorado United Materials Inc* or something like that) and I've told them each fucking time I didn't get any goddamn damage! Stop calling!
And if you fucking sound like Goddamn Habib I'm not even going to be nice to you anymore. CLEARLY fucking scammers.
Jeebus.
*There is a Roofing company in Denver called United Materials that has been around for like 90 years. I don't think this is the same company, just someone piggybacking on their good name.