Your Mush mouth reference cracked me up Bob. I could see it now:
"Heyba yourba Honorba, Iba saba thuba Somba Bibitch ibba gibblty! Hanga thuba Somba Bibitch! "
Yes it was meant to be humorous, but unfortunately that is what I sound like when I get frustrated and start talking louder & faster when someone can’t take the time to try to understand me.