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    BADGE BUNNY Monky's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CavSct1983 View Post
    What about psychological warfare?

    Just make a creepy recording that you can broadcast throughout the house with reverb, a modulated voice, the lamentations of children in the background, etc.

    Script:

    "I see you have entered the fun house. Thank you, it's been 3 years since someone opted to play my game. This house seems like a normal house from the outside, and even seems normal from the inside. But you must know I'm an engineer that specializes in decorative obfuscation. Trap doors. Spikes. Flame throwers. My favorite part is the hidden room with 100% soundproofing for if you make it through the obstacles. Since I only want to play with mice who want to be caught, you have 30 seconds to exit the way you entered. 31 seconds is consent and I will activate all stations. ... oh, how well do you hold your breath, and what's your opinion of east German techno as a beat to die to? *techno music starts with slowly increasing volume...*"

    Or yeah, just know your target and don't mag dump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    Love it. I have sometimes thought you could rig some kind of smoke emitter and a speaker to a simple motion alarm. Residents would get used to it. Anyone else probably wouldn't test it further.

    "Unknown facial recognition. Releasing incapacitating smoke(fog machine on a relay with octo-coupler) You have entered a secure government facility. Engaging lethal countermeasures in 6...5...4...3....2..."

    I know, if I walked into a house like that outside of Halloween, I'm getting the f out even if I'm 99% sure its not real.

    "Zed, get the Gimp".
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    Sure hope TimK was done with the thread....
    Last edited by ChickNorris; 11-16-2018 at 15:56.
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    Good Lord, I'm off doing other things for a few days and look what happens! You'd think I'd have heard my thread derailing. Must have been those loud crashing noises I kept hearing.

    You guys are hilarious.
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