Great. Now you?ll need a special sign explaining things like ?minimum labor charges? or something.

I would have just told the donkey you work flat rate and installing a barrel nut pays you .3 hours. I imagine him and his woman would have been tied up for days trying to wrap their heads around the concept of flat rate labor and even more days correlating that .3 hour charge into an actual shop rate.

Actually, I probably would have politely invited him back, loosened the barrel nut , handed him $25 and told him to have a nice day.