Stealing this idea from coloccw, one of his posts in another thread got me thinking...
What is the best one liner you have?
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Best one liner?
Stealing this idea from coloccw, one of his posts in another thread got me thinking...
What is the best one liner you have?
But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
-John Adams, 1775
Cstone 01/01/2015
"I believe that we are all one mistake away from tragedy...and the mistake made may not be ours."
"Your mom never had kids!"
"There are no finger prints under water."
"Thats all I have to say about that."
Only 1 one liner ?
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
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The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
Those are jokes for the joke thread back on topic...
But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
-John Adams, 1775
Cstone 01/01/2015
"I believe that we are all one mistake away from tragedy...and the mistake made may not be ours."
You were really flying when I came past.
​"there's a smile on my face, but a demon inside"
Can you provide some context? You can't really present a one liner without it, as they are usually retorts.
"There are no finger prints under water."
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