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    Default Man Survives Five Story Jump, Twice



    I found this hilarious, perhaps you will as well. Happy weekend end!

    http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html
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    Now this first line is priceless:
    "Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't stand anymore of his wife's nagging after the first time."

    Haven't all of us married men felt this way on occasion.
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    If he can survive 3 bottles of vodka and a nagging wife, he can survive anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tristan View Post
    If he can survive 3 bottles of vodka and a nagging wife, he can survive anything.
    The Russians have begun to develop bullet proof humans??
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    He jumped out a 5'th story window to escape a nagging wife..

    Big deal...

    Haven't we all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batteriesnare View Post
    The Russians have begun to develop bullet proof humans??
    I'm beginning to think so-did you see Fedors' last fight? Jeesh!
    And a bullet would have been the peaceful solution, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tristan View Post
    I'm beginning to think so-did you see Fedors' last fight? Jeesh!
    This one right? They cleaned it up for television.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tristan View Post
    I'm beginning to think so-did you see Fedors' last fight? Jeesh!
    And a bullet would have been the peaceful solution, lol.
    I didn't see it, but man, that's brutal!
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