Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
A real man would carry his passport in a tinfoil fanny pack.
You do know this is a thing don't you, and that most savvy adventurer/travelers use them for keeping passports, credit cards and cash close? There are neck lanyard carriers as well. I use both. Concealed carry for places where you can't carry a gun.

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