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  1. 01-28-2019, 07:01 #1
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    Default Self defense against self?

    Appendix tried to kill me Monday just got out of the hospital last night it was gangrene ruptured and perforated. Anyone recommend a good belly gun?
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    Oh no! You're on the mend?
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    Damn... Glad to hear you're over the worst of it.
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    Did you try dialoguing with your appendix and asking it about its childhood?
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    I still have all of my original parts. I suspect my tonsils and wisdom teeth are conspiring with my appendix to take me out when I least expect it.
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    Yikes, were there any warning signs that make more sense in retrospect?
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    Default Self defense against self?

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Yikes, were there any warning signs that make more sense in retrospect?
    Dittos. Anything we can learn from your experience, DF? Take care-


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    Stop the madness "it's for the appendixes". Seriously get well !!!
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    Put up some signs stating you are a gangrene free zone. Should stop that.

    Seriously though. I hope for a speedy recovery
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    First sign of pain in the right groin area, seek medical attention. Refrain from sex for at least 12 hours after surgery.
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